Group break stats (not including bonuses)

I added up everyone's totals and, just to further prove my dorkiness, I did a little rotisserie-style statistical analysis to see the winners and losers of the main break.

First the raw stats

Team                        Base       Parallels      Inserts       Hits

Angels  25 7 2 0 Astros  25 1 4 1 Athletics  24 4 3 0 Blue Jays  22 7 2 0 Braves  28 7 3 0 Brewers  13 6 2 0 Cardinals  16 2 1 0 Cubs  21 3 1 0 Devil Rays  23 2 0 1 Diamondbacks  22 3 0 0 Dodgers  18 4 2 0 Expos  21 2 1 0 Giants  13 4 0 0 Indians  25 4 3 0 Mariners  25 12 0 0 Marlins  27 4 1 0 Mets  26 4 2 1 Orioles  23 4 0 0 Padres  20 7 1 0 Phillies  22 4 2 0 Pirates  24 6 2 0 Rangers  16 3 2 0 Red Sox  31 6 2 2 Reds  17 5 0 0 Rockies  19 2 1 0 Royals  17 5 0 0 Tigers  18 3 0 0 Twins  32 8 0 0 White Sox  26 6 1 0 Yankees  33 10 3 1
Rotisserie stats
Angels  9.5 5.5 10 18 43 Astros  9.5 30 1 3.5 44 Athletics  12.5 17.5 3.5 18 51.5 Blue Jays  17 5.5 10 18 50.5 Braves  4 5.5 3.5 18 31 Brewers  29.5 9.5 10 18 67 Cardinals  27.5 27.5 18 18 91 Cubs  19.5 23.5 18 18 79 Devil Rays  14.5 27.5 26 3.5 71.5 Diamondbacks  17 23.5 26 18 84.5 Dodgers  23.5 17.5 10 18 69 Expos  19.5 27.5 18 18 83 Giants  29.5 17.5 26 18 91 Indians  9.5 17.5 3.5 18 48.5 Mariners  9.5 1 26 18 54.5 Marlins  5 17.5 18 18 58.5 Mets  6.5 17.5 10 3.5 37.5 Orioles  14.5 17.5 26 18 76 Padres  21 5.5 18 18 62.5 Phillies  17 17.5 10 18 62.5 Pirates  12.5 9.5 10 18 50 Rangers  27.5 23.5 10 18 79 Red Sox  3 9.5 10 1 23.5 Reds  25.5 12.5 26 18 82 Rockies  22 27.5 18 18 85.5 Royals  25.5 12.5 26 18 82 Tigers  23.5 23.5 26 18 91 Twins  2 3 26 18 49 White Sox  6.5 9.5 18 18 52 Yankees  1 2 3.5 3.5 10
Now from first to worst
Yankees  1 2 3.5 3.5 10 Red Sox  3 9.5 10 1 23.5 Braves  4 5.5 3.5 18 31 Mets  6.5 17.5 10 3.5 37.5 Angels  9.5 5.5 10 18 43 Astros  9.5 30 1 3.5 44 Indians  9.5 17.5 3.5 18 48.5 Twins  2 3 26 18 49 Pirates  12.5 9.5 10 18 50 Blue Jays  17 5.5 10 18 50.5 Athletics  12.5 17.5 3.5 18 51.5 White Sox  6.5 9.5 18 18 52 Mariners  9.5 1 26 18 54.5 Marlins  5 17.5 18 18 58.5 Padres  21 5.5 18 18 62.5 Phillies  17 17.5 10 18 62.5 Brewers  29.5 9.5 10 18 67 Dodgers  23.5 17.5 10 18 69 Devil Rays  14.5 27.5 26 3.5 71.5 Orioles  14.5 17.5 26 18 76 Cubs  19.5 23.5 18 18 79 Rangers  27.5 23.5 10 18 79 Reds  25.5 12.5 26 18 82 Royals  25.5 12.5 26 18 82 Expos  19.5 27.5 18 18 83 Diamondbacks  17 23.5 26 18 84.5 Rockies  22 27.5 18 18 85.5 Cardinals  27.5 27.5 18 18 91 Giants  29.5 17.5 26 18 91 Tigers  23.5 23.5 26 18 91
What did we learn from this other than I am a bigger dork than you originally thought?  Well the Yankees and Red Sox did very good (no surprise).  It does suck that two of the top ten teams (Astros, Pirates) were unpurchased.  My team had a horrible break, but I didn't do the worst.  Of the three worst teams, two were purchased.  And both were purchased by the same individual, Ryan G.  First off the odds of the Cardinals and/or Giants being the worst team in this break were very slim.  But for both it was very strange.
Hopefully I can something great for the Cardinals or Giants out of the bonus box or packs (which both arrived today).  I should have the Documentary box posted later tonight.